Saturday, September 24, 2005

HHHHHMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!



QUESTION??????? IF IT (THE BOX/CARTON) DOES NOT FIT IN THE TOP MOST PART OF THE WARDROBE???????????????



WHAT DOES ONE DO???????????????









ANSWER!!!!!! RAM THE BLOODY THING IN UNTIL IT DOES!!!!!!!



RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE SHELF!!!!!!!!


THERE THAT IS NEAT AND TIDY!!!!!!!!! AND OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!










THEN!!!!.......... WHEN ONE NEEDS THAT PARTICULAR BOX/CARTON



(MOI!!!) FOR INSTANCE



MUTTER UNDER ONES BREATH EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ELSE IS AT HOME!!!


""" **&&%%##@@@$$$$xxxxxxx?????!!@#$%%&&""""!!!!xxxzzzzzxxxx!!!! """"



THEN




BREATH DEEPLY AND COUNT!!!!! (from a low voice to a high voice)!!





ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

a bit quicker

SIX

faster

SEVEN

faster faster

EIGHT

faster faster faster

NINE

and then


TEN





TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND ..............







SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




After that minor explosion one can then get some thought to grab the BIGGEST, SHARPEST POINTIEST KNIFE one has in the kitchen and calmly rip the box to bloody pieces to get it out and then CALMLY!!!! find another box to put all of the shitty little things that have spilled out all over the place from the box to move to another place!!!!!!!!



THAT'S IT FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!!


luv the frustrated hot and bothered Jill.


Boy do I need to place that ad!!!!!! and soon!!!!! maybe he will have to live in!!!! for times like these!!!!! :)



I feel much better now!!!!

3 Comments:

At Saturday, September 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy...I feel your frustration, in fact i think I might go outside and scream!!!! How infuriating!! Guess this is why you say I am lucky to be alone, under these circumstances I agree whole heartedly.
One thing that is very hard in live is to curb your motivation when someone else doesn't feel or won't do what you want. After years of raising a child and having patience and tolerance and tongue biting and understanding and and and and, the last thing you can be bothered doing is having to treat another adult that way too. I would be tearing my hair out!!!!!!. I wish I was there to try and help in my feeble way to sort out all the things you need done. Me on the other hand needs someone to motivate her to try and do anything....including climbing into the wardrobe to get to the manhole to scatter rat sack!!!
Can you wait until the end of October and I will try and help you with all your jobs.....or at least a few of them??
Thank goodness you have the hill and the swans to help put things in a better light....temporarily at least. I feel for you.
We have had a great day at the Show, legs have held up really well, sore but at least I got around. Tamyka will tell you all about how I dragged her around to look at everything and she simply wanted to get her show bags!!!
I have picked up her tickets to come up tomorrow. She is excited about spending time up there...who knows she might even be able to help you do some of the things you are wanting done.
I have made a DVD list so will send it to you email address in case you want her to bring any of them with her. SMS me to get me to read my email to bring some if you send one tomorrow.
OK I am knackered so will sign off now and talk soon.
Keep your chin up, know there is someone out there who understands where you are coming from and someone who cares.
Love Machele

 
At Saturday, September 24, 2005, Blogger Jill said...

Thanks so much Machele for your support, maybe us two old crocks should get together and buy a place and between the two of us we could have things done!!!! when we want them done and the way we want them done!!! Can you imagine us lifting the railway sleepers???? LOL, both be unable to move the next day!!!!! As for climbing into the man hole, Mum still cannot believe I did that!!!!

When I told her how I had to get up into the wardrobe she could not stop laughing!!!!! We both ended up with wet eyes before I had finished telling her what had happened and I think I told you that the girls at Little Bits were also in tears!!!!!
Should have noted that one in the blog!!!!!

Glad you enjoyed the show, don't know how you did it!!! It is such an exhausting place, really need comfy shoes and maybe an extra person along to carry all the bags! Hey that could be another job for you know who!!!????? when we find them!!! LOL!!!

Don't worry will be at the stastion well and truly before 3.05 to meet Tamyka am charging my phone now.

You should see the spare room, have been working like a trojan today in between getting frustrated cause not only for room for Tamyka to move, but need to make space for the painters next week and the plasterer this week!!!! Busy time ahead and maybe the electrician for the hotplates and exhaust fan!!!

Hey the wardrobe doors have been put back on in the spare bedroom!!! Not a problem cause they make the room look tidy!!!!!!!

say no more

luv Jill

 
At Saturday, October 08, 2005, Blogger Jill said...

Hey hadn't thought of having some Minties around, the only problem is I would eat them all before I really needed them!!!! lol!!

 

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